Junglepork, you just got bitchslapped....

Ok, I guess I will have to post what happened in this little match against this little nobody.

For people who don't know the history here, Junglepork, one of the Merge pro wannabes, would not stop bitching at the tables how bad I suck and making up shit accusing me of every possible crap what would get into his big head with very little brain...

Anyway, so he started calling me out how he will own me in HU match.

After telling him that I don't know how to play HU and that he is too good for me, just to boost his confidence, I finally agreed to little 4 HU tables match.

Even though I actually don't play HU at all and at the same time this is just waste of time for me for 2 hours, I thought it would be fun to put this idiot back in his place where he belongs.

Time was set for Tuesday 3pm-5pm

And finally we are at the tables.

The match for me started pretty rough. On one of the tables it seemed I would not be able to win. Two quick rebuys. On others things were going better since he was the one topping up.

Of course Junglepork had to needle me every time I re bought with this little merge emoticon - "whoisyourdaddy"... Funny heh? Wait till it will really gets even funnier...

Before the break the chips started going my way. Everything went back to its rightful owner... Finished first hour being up at least couple buy ins.

Of course then Pork guy started offering deals to move up in stakes, then to extend the game for another hour. Buddy, I'm not here to accommodate your wishes. Stay with the rules and try to win it back.

One hand worth of mentioning- biggest in the match was AK vs K10.

I'm on button. AhKx off. Preflop standard raise.

Flop:

Kh, 9h, 4h... Top pair with nut flush draw.
He checks I bet, he calls.
Turn 10s.
He Checks, I bet. Without much of thinking he over shoves all in.
Tank time

Ok, let's let you into my head a little bit

Insta read, - K10. I can swear on anything. I think he doesnt want to see any other card bcs he is afraid of hearts. And just wants to take it right there.

I know I'm behind. Not much time left for this little duel, and I'm still up more than couple buy ins. Pretty much I'm playing with his own chips.

If I call, and don't hit my A or flush, oh well. I just give him his chips back. And I still will be up.

But starting that I wasn't playing this for money, just to shut his mouth up, I need to win more money than simply preserve my winnings and at the end show only couple buy ins win.

All this ^^^^ took 5 times less time in my head than typing . LOL.

I Call.

River 3h. Nut flush. Yummy.

Obviously bad call. Good outcome.

Of course all the talk will be only about this hand once he tries to explain why he got owned.

Ok, scenario- if I would of folded this hand.
You would of still be down at least 2 buy ins. What shows, that you were still getting owned. That was just a cherry on the top.

The remaining 15-20 minutes were pretty slow. No big hands, even though he tried his hardest to build stacks with some crap hands, and go bust or get it back. Unfortunately, didn't hit any good hands to bust his ass. I gave him some extra time, so there would be no bitching about break time and stuff. Didn't really work out for him... Even last hand on one of the tables shipped around 70 bucks against my set of 9's.

Conclusion. Junglepork, let me ask you some questions.

1. How does it feel to call somebody out and get bitch slapped?
2. How did it work out with reg beating 101?
3. Maybe you will start being more respectful to people who are better than you?
4. Maybe finally you will stop making up shit and face that you are not the ONE?
5. How does it feel to pay 2 hours worth of rake for BOTH OF US on 4 HU tables?
6. Maybe you will realize that I don't really need your lessons?
7. Do you want me to point out your leaks? I do poker coaching.
8. How many new excuses you will find now?
9. Will you ever break Top 5 of Merge Leader board?
10. Why your blog Entry about this game is so short? Oh bcs you lost..
11. Up for another challenge? Now I choose the guns.
12. And last but not least-

WHO IS YOUR DADDY, BITCH?